It occurs to me (as things of this nature so often do) that there is an excellent way to twist the "always eat the red ones last" marketing scheme for Smarties into an evil genius plan.
It's quite simple, really. Lace all the Smarties colours save the red ones with some sort of slow-acting poison. Then, distribute exactly enough of an antidote for the total poison into the red ones. Ensure the antidote breaks down quickly so you can't build up an excess.
Now anyone who fails to heed your commands and doesn't eat the otherwise-identical candy covered chocolate things in an arbitrary marketing-derived order... dies! Muahahaha!
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