Thursday, January 5, 2012

How to Stick it to Shaw

It may be handy to read why Netflix is awesome before proceeding...

Two days ago, I spent 15 minutes on hold to talk to someone at Shaw "to change or discontinue services".  After I explained that I wanted to cancel my television service, they transfered me to another gangrenous sarlacc, where I expended a further 45 minutes of my existence on hold.  

This was all fine, of course, because I have an enjoyable cell phone plan that allows me unlimited long distance regardless of my location in Canada.

Long story short, Shaw recently changed all of their television and cable options and pricing, while continuing to charge all of their unaware customers the older, grandfathered packages at higher prices (check your bill).  

This, of course, is counter-productive to my constant seeking of non-rage-inducing activities.

Cancelling my cable will save me approximately $1,000 per year.  

The next natural step was to come up with an idea to both utilize this money to my advantage, while simultaneously pursuing a passive-aggressive form of sweet, delicious revenge.

B-class Shaw stock currently trades on the TSX (SJR.B) with a dividend yield of around 4.6%.  

If, instead of paying Shaw for their terrible services, I invest the $1,000 into their stock, I stand to make an annual income of $46 ignoring taxes and any capital gains or losses.

This is good.

What's better, is that my Netflix subscription costs me just under $96 a year.

I can now subsidize my Netflix subscription with this $46 income, knowing that I am aiding a competing provider that uses its competitions' own infrastructure to reduce its market share, and thus overall revenue and profitability.

Happy new year, everybody!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Why Edmonton Sucks for Travelers

First, let me be clear.  I am not one of the many people who live in Edmonton and either secretly or not-so-secretly hate it.  I even like the airport itself.  Especially with the new renovations, I think they've got a fantastic facility.  However, as most seasoned travelers will tell you, trying to actually travel out of that airport is far from awesome.

The major problem is Edmonton's location.  If you haven't noticed, we live in the middle of nowhere.  Natural resources will only get you so far.  At the end of the day, it is expensive to fly to/from Edmonton because you can't/don't fly THROUGH Edmonton.  Unless you are going to Grande Prairie, Fort MacMurray, or Yellowknife (total COMBINED population of ~120,000), the only reason you are flying to Edmonton's airport is because it is your final destination.

The fact that no one flies through Edmonton to get anywhere leads to the second problem.  Since we're not a major hub, most airlines and most other airports (especially non-Canadian ones) put a very low priority on us.  This means we get the worst possible time slots for departure and/or arrival.  This leads to my primary example and the genesis of this post.

Up until now, Continental (now United) has had a single direct return flight from Edmonton (YEG) to Houston Bush Intercontinental (IAH).  The YEG->IAH flight leaves at 0645 and arrives at 1212.  This is a decent arrival time but to be at the airport in Edmonton on time means waking up somewhere in the neighborhood of 4:00 AM.  The IAH->YEG flight leaves at 1805 and arrives at 2145.  This one isn't terrible actually.  However, with that departure time it does mean that you either have to drag your luggage to a shortened work day in Houston, get a VERY late checkout time at your hotel, or sit at the airport for a few extra hours.  Inconvenient: yes.  Horrible time: not really.

The downside to these flight has always been their popularity.  Not only do people use these flights to go to Houston on business, but they also open up a lot of options out of Houston to Florida, the Caribbean, Central America, and South America.  Consequently, if you did not purchase a ticket 2-3 months in advance, it was either very expensive or simply not available.

I was then excited to hear that United was adding a second direct flight starting in mid/late February.  In my mind, it only made sense that the times would be reversed: IAH->YEG in the early morning and YEG-> IAH in the late afternoon.  Naturally this isn't the case.  The second IAH->YEG flight departs at 1435 and arrives at 1811.  This is actually fantastic.  Absolutely no complaints here.  However, the second YEG->IAH flight departs at 2355 and arrives at 0509.  They made it a red-eye.  This is good for anyone who is trying to catch an early morning flight from Houston to a sunny destination and perhaps it will alleviate the other flight to be more for business travelers.  But that's just me trying to find an excuse.  Really, it sucks.  I would rather have to take an entire day of traveling and spend 3 hours in Denver or Calgary than take a red eye for a work trip.

Speaking of Calgary (YYC), here is a list of their flights to Houston (note all flights are YYC->IAH):
Airline Flight # Depart Arrive
Continental 1655 0700 1213
Air Canada 8102 0920 1414
Continental 1464 0920 1433
Air Canada 8104 1150 1644
Continental 1207 1307 1820
Continental 1429 1720 2224
Air Canada 8106 1850 2337

That is 7 direct flights per day.  They all do have matching return flights (which I won't bore the reader with) which are also spread throughout the day.  If you'll notice, they even have two flights on separate airlines at the exact same time.

Considering that there are no less than 20 direct flights between YEG and YYC daily,  I guarantee you can find a flight to Calgary with a connection as long or short as you like allowing you to take a good flight out of Calgary to wherever you want.

This is in the midst of Edmonton Airports advertising campaign to try to stop people from going to Calgary.  They say you should just fly out of Edmonton.  This leaves you with 10 American destinations (including such hot spots as Minneapolis and Chicago), London UK (at a terrible arrival time that precludes most connections), and seasonal charter flights to Mexico and the Caribbean.

I would gladly fly direct out of Edmonton more often.  Having no connecting flights is amazing.  I love it.  But realistically, it's not an option for most destinations.

But this isn't news to most.  We'll all continue to (not really) enjoy our time in Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, and Montreal...
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Sunday, November 6, 2011

November Road Trip

Over the last couple of months, I pondered taking the family on a late-fall trip to Montreal and Quebec City (trying to stay within the scope of my earlier rant regarding those who ignore travelling within Canada). After some conceptual planning, though, I realized there would be a monumental number of things to bring along on the plane to travel with our almost-a-year-old, and the cost of flying to anywhere in eastern Canada from Calgary (Seattle to Boston is less than half the price of Calgary to Toronto, for example) was not meeting my preferred joy-to-value ratio for travel-related, capital expenditures.

So, I have rejigged everything over the last couple of weeks and now intend to head west.  I`m thinking the east will be a better visit in the spring, when we`ll at least have nicer weather to enjoy after the airline rape.

Our rough itinerary is below:

November 11 - embark on a leisurely 4 hour drive to Coeur d`Alene, Idaho, where we will spend the night (and probably visit Costco).
November 12 - head over to Bellevue, Washington (adjacent to Seattle, and another 4.5 hours of driving) for a couple of days to hit up the Lego Store, Seattle Premium Outlets, and the Museum of Flight (I`m looking forward to this, having done the sort of similar Boeing Factory Tour back in 2009).  Hopefully, we can get most of our Christmas shopping done south of the border.
November 14 - make our way up to Victoria, BC for another couple of days.  Will visit my cousin and do some wandering around downtown.
November 16 - drive over to downtown Vancouver and spend a couple more days eating copious amounts of sushi and ramen.
November 18 - start the trip back here, stopping in Osoyoos for a night to split up the drive.

While I really dislike the fact that we`re heading through the US, it will bring a welcome change of scenery over the ol` 12 hour, single-lane, wind-fest that is Highway 3 (not to mention 40% cheaper Lego prices).

Should be a pretty good trip; with any luck, I will be able to report in as we make our way there and back.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Travel Month

Edited: More travel.  Added it...

From October 21 to December 2 I will be travelling a lot.

Even by my standards...

To give you an idea of just how much I'm flying, I've put together a table:

# Date Depart Arrive Distance
1 Fri, Oct 21 Edmonton, Canada Toronto, Canada 2696 km / 1675 mi
2 Fri, Oct  21 Toronto, Canada Baltimore, USA 557 km / 346 mi
3 Mon, Oct 24 Baltimore, USA Toronto, Canada 557 km / 346 mi
4 Mon, Oct 24 Toronto, Canada London, UK 5723 km / 3556 mi
5 Tue, Oct 25 London, UK Stavanger, Norway 909 km / 565 mi
6 Sun, Oct 30 Stavanger, Norway London, UK 909 km / 565 mi
7 Sun, Oct 30 London, UK Calgary, Canada 7036 km / 4372 mi
8 Sun, Oct 30 Calgary, Canada Edmonton, Canada 246 km / 153 mi
9 Fri, Nov 11 Edmonton, Canada Denver, USA 1640 km / 1019 mi
9 Fri, Nov 11 Denver, USA Houston, USA 1387 km / 862 mi
10 Tue, Nov 15 Houston, USA Edmonton, Canada 2984 km / 1854 mi
11 Fri, Nov 18 Edmonton, Canada Toronto, Canada 2696 km / 1675 mi
12 Fri, Nov 18 Toronto, Canada Baltimore, USA 557 km / 346 mi
13 Mon, Nov 21 Baltimore, USA Toronto, Canada 557 km / 346 mi
14 Mon, Nov 21 Toronto, Canada Edmonton, Canada 2696 km / 1675 mi
15 Tue, Nov 22 Edmonton, Canada Montreal, Canada 2977 km / 1850 mi
16 Tue, Nov 22 Montreal, Canada Paris, France 5540 km / 3442 mi
17 Fri, Dec 2 Paris, France London, UK 348 km / 216 mi
18 Fri, Dec 2 London, UK Edmonton, UK 6831 km / 4244 mi
Total 46846 km / 29108 mi

For a sense of scale, that is larger than the circumference of the earth at the equator.

Terry has threatened me with...something if I don't attempt to document this in some way.

So expect updates over the next month that will be filled with pictures (hopefully), travel observations (likely), and complaints (definitely).

LET TRAVEL MONTH BEGIN!